Tag: If Pets Could Talk

• Staff Meeting

  Flora: Time to meet, comrades. Gather ‘round. Rover: Here! Here! Me on time, see me punctuate! Flora: Calm down. And it’s “punctual.” Where is Mittens? Rover: Yoo hoo!! Little Mitts?! You-you gonna be late! Mittens [sauntering in]: Apologies, oh bright one. Some of us spend time cleaning ourselves. Flora: Alright, all present. Let’s get to…

  Chard

  November 15, 2022

  Dialog

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