Numerals BY THE NUMBERS

[Successive pairing special]

0 As lonely as one.

1 Pairs in a two.

2 Humps on a three.

3 Strokes for birdie on par four hole.

4 Digits not called “thumb” of five on normal hand.

5 Looks like six when resting lazily against short wall.

6 Number of sevens on popular Boeing plane (printed on port and starboard sides and embossed on little ID plate in undisclosed location).

7 When eight loses weight (roughly down 12 ½ percent).

8 First digit of nine squared.

9 Tetherball at pole with zero string length.

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